Michigan Attorney General Busts Big-Time KitchenAid Mixer Thief
During these dark days of increasing crime in the State of the Mitten, Michiganders can begin to rest easy as Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel...

During these dark days of increasing crime in the State of the Mitten, Michiganders can begin to rest easy as Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel assures the huddled masses that the KitchenAid s tand mixer thief has been captured and has pleaded guilty to the theft of an excess of $20,000 of the beloved and most sought mixer in America. In a press release that flashed across computer monitors in newsrooms across America, the Office of the Michigan Department of Attorney General laid out the grim facts of the KitchenAid mixer heists that had been plaguing Detroit area Target stores since 2022.